‘Spring is a wicked temptress!’ he shouts, shaking his tambourine at the snow.
I wrote about “The Ideal Boyfriends of Tumblr” for The Cut. Many thanks to the geniuses behind Your LL Bean Boyfriend, My Daguerreotype Boyfriend, and Bon Iver Erotica for the interviews! (Also shout-out to Chris Mohney, mensch.)