Sight Unseen: Birdman 4

queenmobs:

Set during Walpurgis Night, BIRDMAN 4 sees Birdman take on a FREAKIN’ SCOURGE of Jonathan Franzens walking the city… shooting out FREAKIN’ SARAFEM at everyone. I gotta say… the whole crowd went shitballs when, like, six Franzens were totally doing their thing… man.

BIRDMAN 4 is, like, what we talk about when we talk about FREEDOM, man! It’s NOVELIST VS. FLYING FREAKIN’ LEGEND and that’s the sort of shit I’ve been dreaming about since kindergarten.

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This image made me laugh a lot. I can’t wait to write my Franzen anti-hero dramedy for HBO. Franzen! 2024: the story of a writer who just can’t get it right, ya’ll.