slow motion crawl: how school will go tomorrow

Everyone: Hey guys, Sandra Bullock won! Aren’t you so glad? We all saw that movie on a field trip together!

Me: But that movie was terrible!

Everyone: No it wasn’t!

Me: And all the girls that sat in front of me, currently Nice White Girls, who will one day be Nice White Ladies, not unlike…

Whispery: That was me at 13, too.